I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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