After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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