Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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