I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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