i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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