we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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