woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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