There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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