Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Where is the hickey?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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