ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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