at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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