Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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