I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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