I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
