I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
