i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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