my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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