WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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