Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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