nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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