How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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