The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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