Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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