I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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