That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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