we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
God I need to hump something, right now.
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