Whod you bang
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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