Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
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Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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