Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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