she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We got so high we made milksteak
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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