why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Randomize
