got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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