i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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