I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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