Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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