I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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