this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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