Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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