...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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