You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.