Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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