What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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