I just cut my nipple shaving
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I deserve this hangover.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
