I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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