thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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