So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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