Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
No more Irish car bombs ever.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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