New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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