what if I'm pregnant?
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I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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