I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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