even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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