This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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