I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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