4 words: hood of his car
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
We are all done wearing pants today
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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