I'd wear matching sweaters with you
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
