That's when you crack a 10am beer
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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