SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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